Pheromone Journey

“I had something like a 1.90 ERA when I wore pheromone colognes. Real good. Probably could have gone pro, but I grew out of it. Just wasn’t my thing anymore, you know? But I was good. I think my three-year batting average was something like 3.85, so again… not bad. I was a pitcher, but I loved batting, so it totally came naturally to me. Coach always told me that I would have been rock solid in the Show, but like I said, it just wasn’t my thing.” One of the older guys in his gang busts out laughing. Learn more at http://pomm79.moonfruit.com/blog/4588864419/Pheromones-Influence-on-Bees/9590058 and http://mpommett79.hatenablog.com/entry/2015/12/06/21121

Doug has a hurt look on his face that quickly turns to anger. “You got something to say, old man?” “Listen, I don’t doubt that you were good pheromones. But that good? Give me a break. Why didn’t you keep playing then? Why not try and get on your beloved Stances?” A couple of guys laugh. Others shift their eyes around nervously. “I told you. I was over it. I just wanted to graduate and be done with things. You calling me a liar?” “I think you’ve got a pretty creative recollection of the truth.” “What was your ERA?” “I played center field. In middle school.” “Sounds like jealousy to me.” “No doubt I wish I’d gotten to play college ball. And wore better pheromone fragrance? What ball player doesn’t think about taking the mound? But come on, man. Cut the garbage. Wouldn’t you rather be known for your real accomplishments than a bunch of malarkey that just keeps getting bigger every year? I remember the days when you talked about minor league scouts coming and now you’re talking about being in the Show? Some of us pay attention, Doug.” The whistle blows. Doug grits his teeth, vowing to cut down his union brother at the next possible opportunity, but heads back off to finish the day’s work of framing the house with natural pheromone attraction. Adam takes his time getting ready, but not because he’s overly concerned with his appearance. Sure, he likes to look fresh and sharp when he heads out – what man doesn’t? But Adam doesn’t need to look good for anyone but himself. In fact, the guy in his crew who pulls the most is about 50 pounds overweight and balding. It’s not for the ladies that he’s taking the time. Adam just likes the act of male grooming. He enjoys the ritual of it and does it for its own sake. Far from metro, Adam takes pleasure in making simple acts like shaving into a routine. It’s in the middle of shaving that we catch Adam. “Knock knock.” Adam sees his roommate and smiles big, despite having a face full of shaving cream. “Hey, buddy! What’s the haps?” His roommate looks at his feet, and with some embarrassment, says, “I hate to ask, but can I borrow your car?” A serious look comes over Adam’s face. “Why don’t you just use yours?” “I have a first date. I don’t want to roll up in a 15-year-old Hyundai.” Adam laughs a bit. “So a three-year-old Mazda is better?” Learn more about pheromones at https://jail6letter.wordpress.com/2014/12/21/how-shifting-hormone-levels-affect-relationships

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